My Ex is Dating My Mom
Taylor Swift

Verse 1:
I thought we had forever, what a fool I was,
But now I see you laughing, with someone who’s not,
In the kitchen making jokes, while I'm stuck in my room,
My world turned upside down, it all feels like a cartoon.

Pre-Chorus:
Oh, how did we get here, it's a twisted game,
Thought I was moving on, but nothing feels the same.

Chorus:
My ex is dating my mom, can you believe it?
A plot twist in my life, and I'm just tryin' to see it,
How do I face the day, when they’re holding hands so tight,
My ex is dating my mom and it just feels so wrong tonight.

Verse 2:
We had our moments numbered, cherished all the fun,
Now it feels like a wreck, what have I done?
I call up my best friend, can’t make sense of this mess,
She’s laughing and she’s crying, feeling my distress.

Pre-Chorus:
Oh, how did we get here, it’s a game that’s wild,
Thought I’d have a break, now I'm feeling like a child.

Chorus:
My ex is dating my mom, can you believe it?
A plot twist in my life, and it’s hard to retrieve it,
How do I face the day, when I see them out of sight,
My ex is dating my mom, oh, it just feels so wrong tonight.

Bridge:
Time will heal the wounds, yeah, I know it’s true,
But my heart is heavy, trying to break through,
I’ll find my way again, I’m stronger than I seem,
But I’ll always remember this crazy dream.

Chorus:
My ex is dating my mom, what a wild surprise,
Living in this sitcom, where is my disguise?
How do I face the day, when they both look so right,
My ex is dating my mom, oh, it just feels so wrong tonight.

Outro:
So here’s to moving on, with love and laughter too,
But I’ll keep it in my heart, this bizarre rendezvous,
My ex is dating my mom, let’s take it in stride,
Life’s full of oddities, can’t let it divide.