The Worst Teacher in History
Lil Classroom

(Instrumental Intro)

(Verse 1)
Yo, step in the room, what's the lesson plan?
This dude’s wearin’ flip-flops, not a real man,
Talkin’ ‘bout Einstein, but he can’t add,
Made us take pop quizzes, we all feelin' bad.

Droppin' knowledge? Nah, more like dropouts,
History’s a mess, no idea what he’s about,
Gave a speech on math, spoke about art,
Thought he was Picasso, but bro, where’s the heart?

He forgot our names, called me “Hey You”
Student loans risin’, what’s we gonna do?
Can’t teach a class, can’t even write,
We’re just tryna pass, but this ain’t right.

(Hook)
The worst teacher ever, oh can’t you see?
He flunked himself, can’t even barely read,
A comedy show, a disaster on repeat,
Tryna get that A, man, this ain’t no treat.

(Verse 2)
He got snack breaks every hour on the dot,
Rations from the vending machine, a lunchtime plot,
But when he’s teachin’, can’t find his notes,
Lost in a world where no one votes.

Graded papers with a smiley face,
But the math was wrong, man, that’s a disgrace,
Tryna educate ain’t his strong suit,
Spittin’ bad facts, call it misinformation commute.

Exam day comin’, we all feelin’ weight,
Ain’t no study guide, just pray and wait,
Came in with chips, said let’s have a feast,
Hustlin’ education? Nah, it’s a least.

(Hook)
The worst teacher ever, oh can’t you see?
He flunked himself, can’t even barely read,
A comedy show, a disaster on repeat,
Tryna get that A, man, this ain’t no treat.

(Verse 3)
We’re takin' bets on what he’ll forget,
Countdown to chaos, man, you can place your debt,
Thought he was the goat, now a total flop,
Can't even prompt us for a drop.

But yo, we’re learnin’ ‘bout life in a whole new way,
Navigating madness, livin’ day to day,
'Cause when he stumbles, we rise and shine,
Incompetence breeds, a lesson divine.

So here’s to the future, we ain’t lost at sea,
Found our own paths, now we’re wild and free,
The worst teacher? Nah, he’s opened our eyes,
To learn from the chaos, we’ll rise, we’ll rise.

(Hook)
The worst teacher ever, oh can’t you see?
He flunked himself, can’t even barely read,
A comedy show, a disaster on repeat,
Tryna get that A, man, this ain’t no treat.

(Outro)
So forget the grades, embrace the fun,
Life’s a classroom, and we’ve already won,
With laughter as our lesson, we’ll break through,
Lil Classroom out, yo, we gotta keep it true!