Happy Birthday Jase (The Diss Track)
Jax

Intro:
Yo Jase, it’s your birthday,
Get ready, cause we're here to play,
Happy eleven, but make it clear,
This diss track’s about to cause some fear.

Verse 1:
Ayo Jboone, you just turned eleven,
But when you hop online, it’s hell or heaven,
Complaining 'bout us like a little kid,
Calling us no lifers, you whine like a bid.

Chorus:
Jase, Jase, it’s your special day,
But when you lose, you throw a fit and sway,
No dad jokes, it don’t make you the king,
On Xbox, you just can’t handle the sting.

Verse 2:
You sit there mad, controller in hand,
Screaming at us like we don’t understand,
“Get good!” we laugh, as you’re back in the game,
You call us no lifers, oh what a shame.

Chorus:
Jase, Jase, it’s your special day,
But when you lose, you throw a fit and sway,
No dad jokes, it don’t make you the king,
On Xbox, you just can’t handle the sting.

Bridge:
You say we got no dads, like that’s the crime,
But we’re the ones winning, you just can’t climb,
Eleven years old, happy birthday, my dude,
But in this game, you’re totally skewed.

Verse 3:
So let’s celebrate, no hard feelings here,
Just a little roast, let’s all cheer,
Jboone730, still my favorite noob,
But today we laugh, that’s the birthday mood.

Outro:
So here’s to you, Jase, let’s make it clear,
You're the best gamer, year after year,
But remember this track, just some friendly banter,
Happy birthday, keep gaming, my little enhancer!