This humorous track delves into the lighter side of one of nature's most powerful forces: flatulence. With clever wordplay and a catchy hook, 'Weapon of Mass Disruption' uses farting as a metaphor for uncontrolled chaos and the comedic relief it brings to life. Jay-Z's witty lyrics capture both the absurdity and universality of the human experience in a way only he can.
Verse 1:
Yo, it’s the sound of a bomb drop, no need for a scheme,
In a crowded room, yeah, you know what I mean.
Silent but deadly, sometimes I keep it discreet,
But when that pressure builds, you know I gotta release the heat.
Chorus:
F-A-R-T, it’s a WMD,
A weapon of mass disruption, can’t you see?
In the mix, it’s my secret artillery,
When I let it out, it’s a natural symphony.
Verse 2:
Breaking the silence, I’m the life of the party,
Laughter erupts, things get a little hearty.
Friends start sniffin’, can’t believe my skills,
In a game of who did it, I’m the king of the thrills.
Chorus:
F-A-R-T, it’s a WMD,
A weapon of mass disruption, can’t you see?
In the mix, it’s my secret artillery,
When I let it out, it’s a natural symphony.
Bridge:
No need for missiles or a nuclear blast,
Just one little toot, and the fun can last.
From the boardroom to the DJ booth, it’s clear,
When I let go, the whole world hears.
Outro:
So don’t hold back, just embrace the gas,
A little laugh, let’s make these moments last.
Life’s too short, don’t take it too serious,
With a WMD, you’ll always be curious.
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About a weapon of mass destruction a.k.a FART
Jay z