Swag Like Fiction
Grammy Award Winner

[Verse 1]
I’m flipping channels like I’m lotioning up,
Got that Friends swag, can’t nobody interrupt,
Rolling in like Joey, how you doin’ with that grin?
My confidence shines like a sitcom, let the games begin.

Just like Ferris, I’m planning a day off,
Swift as a ninja, you know I’m never soft,
Duckin’ through the drama like I’m on Lost,
In a plot twist, you know I’m the boss at any cost.

My vocabulary’s sharp, like Ron Swanson’s mustache,
Spitting verses cleaner than Tidying Up, I’m a blast,
Got that swag like the Doctor, I time travel through time,
My rhymes stretch like the number of seasons for Lifetime.

They call me the king, like I’m bitchin’ in Castle,
My flow’s like Breaking Bad, it’s a lethal hassle,
Takin’ shots at haters like I’m Rick with the truth,
Got lines so explosive like I’m all about that youth.

[Chorus]
Swag so fly, you can’t deny,
I’m livin’ large, call me big guy,
On this stage, I’m a star in the sky,
Television dreams, watch my style amplify.

[Verse 2]
I’m the wild card like I’m playing Uno,
With a Joker’s mind, man, I’m a true virtuoso,
Meaner than a bear in a Breaking Bad white tee,
Swagger like a king, call me ABC Family.

Got the moves like I’m dancing with Jagger,
Words bounce harder than a moment in stagger,
I’m punching numbers like I’m on Shark Tank,
Cash flows like the plot of an Ocean’s prank.

Watch me suit up, I'm the showrunner's delight,
Like House on a bender, I’m patient, ready to fight,
I’m trapped in your mind like Shutter Island’s maze,
Your envy’s just a phase, I blaze a trail through haze.

My cadence so contagious, call me V from Vendetta,
Cuz I’m skipping the beats like I’m in a black sweater,
Moving through the valleys, like I’m Game of Thrones,
But I’m ruling my kingdom, no need for thrones or drones.

[Chorus]
Swag so fly, you can’t deny,
I’m livin’ large, call me big guy,
On this stage, I’m a star in the sky,
Television dreams, watch my style amplify.

[Verse 3]
Like a sitcom reunion, I’m pulling at your heart,
Crafting clever hooks, that’s just a part,
Got that swagger like I’m surfin’ money waves,
With charisma sharper than Pulp Fiction's saves.

I’m the hero in my story, like I'm Johnny Utah,
Flying high like The Rock in a Pixar,
Every bar I hit is a gold medal win,
I'm earning curb appeal, let me collect my kin.

Bel-air swag, yeah I’m fresh out the box,
Dressed to kill, you can call me Young Fox,
I’m bonding with the crowd like I’m in The Office,
Try to copy this style, I’m leaving you to scoff, it’s;

The chase unfolding with a twist like Arrival,
I’m climbing higher, no need for survival,
Slicing through the chatter like I’m slicing through bread,
Man, I’m waking up the world, it’s a hell of a spread.

[Chorus]
Swag so fly, you can’t deny,
I’m livin’ large, call me big guy,
On this stage, I’m a star in the sky,
Television dreams, watch my style amplify.

[Bridge]
So here’s the conclusion, spell it out in the guise,
Swag's a game of chess, watch the world pay the price,
With metaphors dancing, I’m a lyrical king,
You feeling my vibe? Let it resonate, let it sing.

[Verse 4]
Now I’m the script’s punchline, dropping bombs like it’s fun,
Rich in culture, I’m the after-party run,
Like The Avengers, I’m assembling a crew,
With my witty punchlines, we break all the rules.

So take a seat, this show’s about to unfold,
Gonna leave you breathless, this swag’s made of gold,
Comparisons that shine like I’m on a front page,
Mixing pop and rap, I’m breaking out of this cage.

So let’s pop the champagne, toast to the night,
With my fictional charm, I’ll be your spotlight,
I’m laying down the verses, weave the story with panache,
Got you glued to your screen, babe, watch me burn the stash.

[Chorus]
Swag so fly, you can’t deny,
I’m livin’ large, call me big guy,
On this stage, I’m a star in the sky,
Television dreams, watch my style amplify.