My Fashion Inferno
Emily from 'The Devil Wears Prada'

[sung]
Oh darling, what have you worn today?
A shirt that screams, 'I’ve lost my way!'
Can't you see the horror? It’s a crime,
Those ensembles just wasting my precious time.

[spoken word]
I mean, really, the audacity...

[sung]
That sweater? It’s like a cry for help,
It’s making me wish for melodramatic yelps.
And those shoes, did you find them at a loss?
You think you’re fashion-forward? You’re just a cross!

[spoken word]
You may think you’re cute...

[sung]
But trust me, sweetie, you’re tragically flawed,
Each glance at you leaves me astounded, jawed.
You walk in here like it's a runway show,
Instead, it’s a circus, and I’m so over your flow.

[backup vocals] (Oh no, no, no!)

[sung]
Just one more look, let's dissect with glee,
Those colors clash... do you not see?
It's like a painting by a toddler with a flare,
How did you think this was beyond compare?

[spoken word]
Not even close, darling...

[sung]
And honey, your hair, don’t get me started,
It looks like you fought a windstorm, you’re dearly departed.
For every wrong choice, I can only lament,
Do you even realize what you've done? What a mess!

[backup vocals] (A fashion disaster!)

[chorus]
So take a cue from life’s best director,
Beauty’s in fashion, hold that in sector.
You’ve got the spirit, but lost the flair,
Now step it up, darling, if you dare!

[backup vocals] (Step it up, step it up!)

[sung]
It’s a fashion inferno, and I’m the queen,
Your style’s a puzzle, missing a piece, unseen.
I’m here to guide you, with ruthless affection,
But turn it around, or face my perfection.

[spoken word]
And if you don’t...

[sung]
You might find yourself in the fashion graveyard,
So listen closely, don’t act too hard.
Your world could shine—just heed my lore,
Embrace the catwalk, and give them a score!

[backup vocals] (Oh, darling!)

[sung]
Now strut your stuff, be a star in your right,
Unleash your potential and take flight!
But let me warn you with a high-fashion tone,
In this industry, you're never alone!

[spoken word]
And with that, I bid adieu, for now...