Emily's Fashion Dissent
Broadway Cast of The Devil Wears Prada

[sung]
Oh Andy, darling, what have you done? (oh no!)
Your fashion choices, they're just not fun! (not at all!)
In this world of glamour, you must comply, (you really must!)
Or it's the end of your fashion fight. (goodbye!)

[spoken word]
Let’s dissect this, layer by layer,
Your green jacket is a fashion prayer!
Oh, sweet ignorance, wrapped in fleece,
You’ll never join us, not even a piece!

[sung]
Those shoes, my dear, where did you find? (are they lost?)
They belong in the dark, they’re not one of a kind! (so sad!)
And don’t get me started on that oversized bag, (oh please!)
Looking like you’re going for a fashion drag! (not chic!)

[spoken word]
You think you’re edgy, like some art display,
But honey, trust me, this is not your play.
So listen closely, I’ll give you the scoop,
In fashion, it’s never about the group.

[sung]
Oh Andy, you’re sweet, but you’re really quite lost, (totally!)
Your passion for style comes at a cost. (big price!)
We don’t wear the same, it’s a different game, (not the same!)
Step up, step out, or just bow in shame! (so sad!)

[spoken word]
What’s this, a smile? Are we having fun?
Fashion is fierce, honey, it’s not just a run.
If you want to shine, you must feel the heat,
Or else you’ll just blend in with the mundane street.

[sung]
So take my advice, with a pinch of sass, (just a pinch!)
Ditch the old looks, and let them pass! (please!)
From head to toe, it’s a makeover must, (trust me!)
To stand out in this world, yes, that’s the thrust! (absolutely!)

[spoken word]
Fashion is power, it’s a bold affair,
So work it, Andy, if you dare!
You’ve got the spirit, the heart and the soul,
Just give me your hand, let’s take off that toll!

[sung]
Oh Andy, darling, let’s make you divine, (divine!)
With style that glitters, and an elegant line. (so fine!)
You’re not out of the game, just a little misled, (not yet!)
We’ll fix this disaster, it’s not all in your head! (let’s go!)

[spoken word]
Now step forward, let’s make that change,
In this world of fashion, you’ll soon rearrange.
Be bold, be fierce, it’s a new day,
With style so fresh, you’ll shine like a ray!