Fashion's Folly
Emily

[sung]
Oh Andy, what a sight,
Tell me, did you dress in the dark last night?
Those shoes, girl, they're so... tragic,
Did you pluck them from the rack of some magic?
[spoken word]
There’s a reason I’m the queen of this scene,
And you, my dear, are just part of the routine.
[sung]
Your scarf, it’s a crime against fashion,
In this industry, I swear, there’s a passion,
This skirt, that top, it’s simply a sin,
How do you expect to win, when you look like you’ve been?

[backup vocals] (Oh no, not that!)
[spoken word]
You know, you really ought to read a magazine,
'The trends! The do’s! The don’ts!' It'll make you lean.
[sung]
That bag, dear Andy, is a total disgrace,
It screams ‘I just moved here from a bad place’.
Your hair, it’s like a nest, undone and wild,
Did a raccoon style it? Really, my child?

[backup vocals] (Oh my god, I can’t!)
[spoken word]
I know I might be harsh, but it's tough love, you see,
When you’re in this world, style’s the key.
[sung]
So listen up, darling, it’s time for a change,
Get rid of that look, it’s time to rearrange!
You want to shine bright like a diamond or star,
Then throw away those rags, embrace who you are!

[backup vocals] (Come on, yes!)
[spoken word]
From couture to confidence, let’s redefine,
In the world of fashion, you’ll soon be divine.
[sung]
I’ll show you the ropes, I’ll teach you the ways,
How to strut on the runway, and steal all the gaze.
It’s not just about clothes; it’s all in the stance,
The world’s your runway; give it a chance!

[backup vocals] (You got this, girl!)
[spoken word]
So pull yourself together, it’s time we begin,
With a wardrobe revamp, let the fashion games win.
[sung]
Andy, just wait till we’re done, you’ll see,
You might just end up the star of the spree!
With style and sass, I’ll bring out the best,
In this crazy fashion world, we’ll rise above the rest!

[backup vocals] (Let’s do this!)
[spoken word]
So here’s to the future, with laughter and flair,
All it takes is some grit, and a little repair!
[sung]
So fashion your doubts, let’s embark on this ride,
With every snip and stitch, let’s wear it with pride!
[spoken word]
And when they ask, “Who dressed you?” with envy and awe,
You’ll smile and say, “I’m fierce, with style from the jaw!”