Broadway Blunder
Warren & Ryan

[Verse 1: Warren]
Met you in India, holy cow, what a sight!
Your maple syrup and my tartan got the locals in fright
There you were, a polite Canuck, eh?
I’m from Scotland, where we drink whisky every day
You say 'about,' I say 'aboot,' who's to say who's right?
Took a tuk-tuk ride, thought I'd die outta fright
Bagpipes blaring, maple leaves were flying close
Two foreigners in a strange land, trying not to overdose
But hey, we found a friend, or a foe, what a bloody delight
Just don't say haggis tastes weird, or there'll be a fight

[Verse 2: Ryan]
'Bout time you learned, Warren, Canada’s more than snow
We have poutine and hockey, did you know?
In Toronto, we speak French and English as we please
While you, my friend, wear kilts and shout obscene pleas
Hockey pucks and curling stones, that’s our claim to fame
While you toss trees and pranksters, oh what a game
But here in India, we both turn heads
Over naan bread and curry, we'd be better off dead
Let’s raise a glass all the way from Delhi to Pune
Here’s to whiskey and moose, aye, what a tune

[Chorus: Both]
Oh Broadway Blunder, you’re the show of the night
Cultural clashes and absurdity, what a delight
Warren's in his tartan, Ryan's dressed in plaid
In this comedy of errors, they’re both equally mad
Broadway Blunder, where cultures collide
Laughter and mayhem, there’s nowhere to hide

[Verse 3: Warren]
Ryan, mate, you’re too polite, makes me want to hurl
In Scotland, we insult friends, it's how we rock our world
You say 'sorry' too much, for things you didn’t do
While we Scots just tell people, fuck off, it’s true
Your Mounties on horses, my lads in kilts
Both water-fueled shows, aye, think how that felt?
We survive on deep-fried Mars Bars, ‘heart attack in a bun’
You eat your bland pancakes, aye, you’re no fun
But hell, we’re in India, let’s celebrate chaos
Order another curry, to hell with the cost

[Verse 4: Ryan]
You Scots and your bravado, makes me laugh so hard
We Canadians take pride in being on guard
But here in India we’re both lost souls
Fighting with spices, searching for our goals
You might be bold, but we're kind to the end
We don’t start fights, we just buy the next friend
Curling rocks or tossing the caber
Two mad cultures, neither favors labor
But here, in this chaos, we found some peace
Over chai and clever quips, our bonds increase

[Chorus: Both]
Oh Broadway Blunder, you’re the show of the night
Cultural clashes and absurdity, what a delight
Warren's in his tartan, Ryan's dressed in plaid
In this comedy of errors, they’re both equally mad
Broadway Blunder, where cultures collide
Laughter and mayhem, there’s nowhere to hide

[Verse 5: Both]
So here's to us, Warren and Ryan, a pair from afar
In India we met, raising hell in a bar
Cultural gaps, filled with laughter and beer
In this Broadway Blunder, our purpose is clear
Whiskey and maple syrup, a clash well made
Two idiots abroad, no plans laid
We laugh at our quirks, and curse like sailors
In this theater of life, we've become true trailblazers
So let's end this night, with one hell of a toast
To the Canuck and the Scot, who travel the most

[Chorus: Both]
Oh Broadway Blunder, you’re the show of the night
Cultural clashes and absurdity, what a delight
Warren's in his tartan, Ryan's dressed in plaid
In this comedy of errors, they’re both equally mad
Broadway Blunder, where cultures collide
Laughter and mayhem, there’s nowhere to hide