Dive into the whimsical duet 'Broadway on the Ganges', performed by Warren and Ryan. This hilarious Broadway showtune reveals the cultural differences and unexpected bond between a Scottish man and a Canadian man who met in India. A witty, dark humor-infused comedic gem that you won't forget.
[Verse 1: Warren]
When I first saw ya by the holy river, mate,
I thought, 'What's this Canuck doin' in this state?'
We bonded over curry, drank the local brew,
And laughed at all the Brits who didn't have a clue.
[Verse 1: Ryan]
Oh Warren, you 'n me, we made quite a pair,
Two daft bastards without a care,
You got your kilt, I got my toque,
Together we're the punchline of a wicked joke!
[Chorus: Both]
Broadway on the Ganges, where cultures clash and twist,
A Scot and a Canuck, ain't life just a tryst?
With whisky in the air and maple syrup dreams,
Somewhere between chaos and sacred streams.
[Verse 2: Warren]
Ryan, you taught me how to skate on sand,
And I showed ya, mate, how to play a Highland band!
We haggled in bazaars, cursed the Delhi heat,
Got lost in translation, but man, it was sweet!
[Verse 2: Ryan]
Warren, yer bagpipes sound like a dying goose,
While I serenade ya with my Canuck moose!
We swapped our stories, sang to cows at night,
Confused the locals, but hell, it felt right.
[Chorus: Both]
Broadway on the Ganges, where east and west collide,
Two misfit travelers with nothing to hide,
Whisky in the air and maple syrup dreams,
Caught up in the madness of sacred streams.
[Bridge: Both]
They say opposites attract, but we're a bloody mess,
Cheers to our insanity, let's just confess,
Between the samosas and questionable foes,
We'll keep singing 'til this Bollywood show explodes!
[Verse 3: Warren]
Ryan, remember when that guru blessed our souls,
We laughed our arses off, oh those sacred roles!
My tartan's stained with chai, your maple leaf's gone,
Two wanderin' jesters, lost in a sacred dawn.
[Verse 3: Ryan]
Warren, mate, we broke all the bloody rules,
Playing 'O Canada' with bagpipe tools!
The Taj Mahal's never seen such a pair,
Laughin' at the moon, pullin' life from thin air.
[Chorus: Both]
Broadway on the Ganges, where our stories run wild,
Two jesters in India, fate reconciled,
With whisky in the air and maple syrup dreams,
Made our own legends by sacred streams.
[Outro: Both]
So here's to us, Warren, the mad and the free,
A Scot and a Canuck, on life's wizened spree,
We'll laugh, we’ll swear, until our time departs,
In this Bollywood Broadway, forever in our hearts.
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