Warren's Wondrous Marketplace Blues
Taylor Swift

Verse 1:
Warren's got a knack for the odd and the rare,
Lost in the market’s labyrinth, you’ll find him there.
From sunup till sundown, he's living the dream,
Haggling for treasures, you know the scene.

Chorus:
He’s a marketplace addict, can't resist a find,
Wandering the aisles, discovering the unrefined.
Persian rugs and mismatched hues,
Warren's got the wondrous marketplace blues.

Verse 2:
His loft's a canvas of vintage delight,
Rugs from Persia, shining bright.
Overstuffed armchairs in avocado green,
His style’s chaotic, a bohemian dream.

Bridge:
But it's a life full of whimsy and a hint of gloom,
His vegan feasts bright, though his colors consume.
A Scottish connoisseur of the rare and the old,
Warren’s heart beats fervor, so bold.

Chorus:
He’s a marketplace addict, can't resist a find,
Wandering the aisles, discovering the unrefined.
Persian rugs and mismatched hues,
Warren's got the wondrous marketplace blues.

Verse 3:
He's a shadow weaving through the antique haze,
Dark humor his companion on these countless days.
With every purchase, there's a story he unfolds,
In the tapestry of life, he finds gold.

Outro:
So here’s to Warren and his peculiar ways,
In his kingdom of oddities, forever he'll stay.
Vegan dishes on vintage trays,
Warren's wonderland, where reality fades.

Chorus (extended):
He’s a marketplace addict, can't resist a find,
Wandering the aisles, discovering the unrefined.
Persian rugs and mismatched hues,
Warren's got the wondrous marketplace blues.
Oh, Warren's got the wondrous marketplace blues.