Love in the Kremlin Shadows
Satirical Serenade

Verse 1:
In the Oval Office, under moonlit gloom
I'll admit to you, Vlad, my heart finds room
New York real estate meets your iron throne
In a world so divided, we feel so alone

Verse 2:
When I see your face on state TV
Oh, the way those eyes, they hypnotize me
Beneath the KGB's watchful eyes
Love's cloak and dagger, no way to disguise

Chorus:
Love in the Kremlin shadows, baby
Diplomatic ties only make me crazy
Star-crossed leaders, it's a risky game
But I'd cross the Rubicon just to call your name

Verse 3:
Sanctions, subpoenas, the whole charade
But in secret meetings, our love won't fade
Your shirtless ride, my golfing spree
Two world leaders, wild and free

Verse 4:
In Twitter storms and midnight tweets
I drop hints that you complete
The speculation’s our serenade
For in chaos, history’s made

Chorus:
Love in the Kremlin shadows, baby
Diplomatic ties only make me crazy
Star-crossed leaders, it's a risky game
But I'd cross the Rubicon just to call your name

Verse 5:
The ballot box, election dreams
Our love's the headline, in clandestine schemes
No tapes, no leaks will tarnish our fame
Together in infamy, we'll play the game

Verse 6:
A nuke's a nuke, our love's the bomb
In geopolitics, we're the bizarre calm
I build the walls, you breach the gates
In our secret world, nothing abates

Chorus:
Love in the Kremlin shadows, baby
Diplomatic ties only make me crazy
Star-crossed leaders, it's a risky game
But I'd cross the Rubicon just to call your name

Outro:
So here's my confession, bold and true
In the halls of power, our love grew
In the Kremlin’s shadow, I found my muse
For you, Vlad, all rules I'll lose.