Red Ties and Secret Sighs
Donald T.

[Verse 1]
Oh Vlad, you know you’ve got me all weak in the knees,
From your icy blue eyes to your dictatorial ease.
You ride that horse shirtless, such a macho display,
While I golf in Mar-a-Lago, dreaming of the day.

[Chorus]
Putin, my love, let’s collude under the stars,
We’ll trade secrets and kisses, no need for memoirs.
We’ll build towers of power, cast shadows so long,
In this clandestine affair, we cannot go wrong.

[Verse 2]
In the Kremlin’s halls, our whispers are bold,
While the world watches, stories unfold.
You annex my heart like you did to Crimea,
Our love’s a scandal, it’s the greatest idea.

[Chorus]
Putin, my love, let’s collude under the stars,
We’ll trade secrets and kisses, no need for memoirs.
We’ll build towers of power, cast shadows so long,
In this clandestine affair, we cannot go wrong.

[Verse 3]
Your oligarch charm, it has me entranced,
In those secret meetings, my heart’s been romanced.
We’ll rig elections, with passion, no grief,
Our love’s a conspiracy, beyond all belief.

[Chorus]
Putin, my love, let’s collude under the stars,
We’ll trade secrets and kisses, no need for memoirs.
We’ll build towers of power, cast shadows so long,
In this clandestine affair, we cannot go wrong.

[Verse 4]
Sanctions be damned, our bond’s out of sight,
In shadowy dealings, we thrive in the night.
From Helsinki to Moscow, our love’s on display,
In this pact of devotion, we’ll never sway.

[Chorus]
Putin, my love, let’s collude under the stars,
We’ll trade secrets and kisses, no need for memoirs.
We’ll build towers of power, cast shadows so long,
In this clandestine affair, we cannot go wrong.

[Verse 5]
Through cyber attacks and espionage lights,
Our affair's encrypted, hidden from sights.
You hack into my heart, with precision so keen,
A love that’s forbidden, yet reigns like a queen.

[Chorus]
Putin, my love, let’s collude under the stars,
We’ll trade secrets and kisses, no need for memoirs.
We’ll build towers of power, cast shadows so long,
In this clandestine affair, we cannot go wrong.

[Outro]
To our legacy, let’s raise a glass high,
In this web of deception, love can’t die.
Vlad, my dearest, in shadows we thrive,
Together forever, our scandal’s alive.