Secret Affairs Under the Stars
Political Satire Ensemble

[Verse 1]
Oh Vlad, you know you’ve got me all weak in the knees,
From your icy blue eyes to your dictatorial ease.
You ride that horse shirtless, such a macho display,
While I golf in Mar-a-Lago, dreaming of the day.

[Chorus]
Putin, my love, let’s collude under the stars,
We’ll trade secrets and kisses, no need for memoirs.

[Verse 2]
You hack my elections, you’re my Kremlin delight,
With every scandal we share, I feel so tight.
Forget the investigations, I’m caught in your spell,
No need for democracy when you do it so well.

[Chorus]
Putin, my love, let’s collude under the stars,
We’ll trade secrets and kisses, no need for memoirs.

[Verse 3]
Your sanctions are love notes in a twisted refrain,
I reciprocate with tariffs, together we reign.
In the shadows, we’ll dance, a tango of deceit,
While I tweet out our love, no one will compete.

[Chorus]
Putin, my love, let’s collude under the stars,
We’ll trade secrets and kisses, no need for memoirs.

[Verse 4]
We'll paint the White House with shades of red,
Our clandestine affair, in every word said.
From the nukes you aim, to my fake news spin,
In this game of power, we both cherish the win.

[Chorus]
Putin, my love, let’s collude under the stars,
We’ll trade secrets and kisses, no need for memoirs.

[Verse 5]
They can’t indict love, nor impeach our desires,
With you, dear Vlad, my heart never tires.
We write history in whispers, every covert call,
In your icy embrace, forever I’ll fall.

[Chorus]
Putin, my love, let’s collude under the stars,
We’ll trade secrets and kisses, no need for memoirs.

[Outro]
So cheers to our love in this global charade,
Where borders blur and power games are played.
In this dark romance, we find our own light,
Together, my dearest, we’ll conquer the night.