Collusion of Hearts
Donald and Vlad

[Verse 1]
Oh Vlad, you know you’ve got me all weak in the knees,
From your icy blue eyes to your dictatorial ease.
You ride that horse shirtless, such a macho display,
While I golf in Mar-a-Lago, dreaming of the day.

[Chorus]
Putin, my love, let’s collude under the stars,
We’ll trade secrets and kisses, no need for memoirs.

[Verse 2]
In the Situation Room, I think of you so dear,
While the press digs for dirt, I just want you near.
We’ll build towers so high, as red as Soviet fire,
Planned right from the start, through scandal and mire.

[Chorus]
Putin, my love, let’s collude under the stars,
We'll hack into hearts and bypass all the czars.

[Verse 3]
Your bare chest glistens in that Moscow moon,
While I tweet in twilight, just dreaming of June.
Together we’ll conquer, leave no plot unturned,
For your cold, cold heart, my spirit has yearned.

[Chorus]
Putin, my love, let’s collude under the stars,
We'll spy from above, and rewrite all the laws.

[Verse 4]
From Helsinki to Moscow, our affair’s so discreet,
In press conferences, we might slip but not defeat.
We'll hide all our love behind that Iron Gate,
Transcripts hidden but our fates will correlate.

[Chorus]
Putin, my love, let’s collude under the stars,
Our whispers will echo through steel doors and bars.

[Verse 5]
In the midnight Kremlin, with plots so devised,
You've become the dark horse, my beloved, my prize.
So stoke your chessboard, my ridden knight of pride,
In this geopolitical romance, you’ll remain by my side.

[Chorus]
Putin, my love, let’s collude under the stars,
Let our passion burn brighter than nuclear scars.