Dictatorial Romance
T. President

[Verse 1]
Oh Vlad, you know you’ve got me all weak in the knees,
From your icy blue eyes to your dictatorial ease.
You ride that horse shirtless, such a macho display,
While I golf in Mar-a-Lago, dreaming of the day.

[Chorus]
Putin, my love, let’s collude under the stars,
We’ll trade secrets and kisses, no need for memoirs.

[Verse 2]
In the Kremlin’s dark halls, your power’s so divine,
I’m stuck with fake news, while you rule over mine.
You hack and you steal, with such masterful grace,
Your prowess in espionage gives my heart a race.

[Chorus]
Putin, my love, let’s collude under the stars,
We’ll trade secrets and kisses, no need for memoirs.

[Bridge]
Sanction me softly with your firm iron hand,
Whisper sweet nothings about our next covert plan.
We’ll rig every election, overthrow regimes,
All for a love that’s straight out of dark memes.

[Chorus]
Putin, my love, let’s collude under the stars,
We’ll trade secrets and kisses, no need for memoirs.

[Verse 3]
While the world watches, let’s give them a show,
It’s us against the world, but they don’t need to know.
You’re my comrade, my lover, in espionage's dance,
I dream of your face while I tweet in a trance.

[Chorus]
Putin, my love, let’s collude under the stars,
We’ll trade secrets and kisses, no need for memoirs.

[Outro]
Dictatorial romance, such an unholy delight,
In the shadows, we’ll thrive, out of everyone’s sight.
A love that’s forbidden, yet feels so just right,
Two power-hungry souls, burning bright in the night.