Chores Champion
Eminem

[Intro]
Yeah, yeah, uh
It's Slim Shady, man
Listen up, yo

[Verse 1]
Got the mop in my hand, I'm the man with the plan
House lookin' like a dream, you won't understand
Clean the floors, wipe the counters, do it all in stride
I'm the chores champion, and I do it with pride
Dust bunnies runnin' scared, they know my name
I'm the king of clean, and I'm changin' the game
Vacuum in my grip, ain't nothin' too tough
Whether it's dishes or laundry, I ain't had enough

[Chorus]
Chores Champion, yeah, I'm on a mission
Doin' what I gotta do, ain't no intermission
Sweatin' while I'm workin', but I ain't complainin'
I'm the best at what I do, and I'm always gainin'

[Verse 2]
Got the laundry basket, I'm folding precision
Tidy in the chaos, that's my life's vision
Every sock has a pair, every shirt's in its place
Got the smell of clean clothes puttin' smiles on my face
I'm the household hero, ain't no dirt I can't defeat
Washin' windows till they sparkle, everything lookin' neat
From the kitchen to the bathroom, I'm the boss, it's clear
I'm doin' my chores, man, makin' messes disappear

[Chorus]
Chores Champion, yeah, I'm on a mission
Doin' what I gotta do, ain't no intermission
Sweatin' while I'm workin', but I ain't complainin'
I'm the best at what I do, and I'm always gainin'

[Bridge]
Ain't no shame in the game of keepin' it clean
From the mornin' to the night and everything in between
I'm the chore master, yeah, the undisputed king
With a broom and a dustpan, hear the praises sing

[Verse 3]
Sunday morning and I'm up with the sun
Gotta get to work 'fore the day's begun
Put my gloves on, and I'm ready to roll
Every chore that I tackle, I'm achievin' my goal
Doin' the dishes, takin' out the trash
Every motion a commitment, no job is too brash
So clean and serene, that's how I wanna live
Every chore that I conquer, so much to give

[Chorus]
Chores Champion, yeah, I'm on a mission
Doin' what I gotta do, ain't no intermission
Sweatin' while I'm workin', but I ain't complainin'
I'm the best at what I do, and I'm always gainin'

[Outro]
From dawn to dusk, I'll keep pushin' on
Chores never stop, but my energy's strong
I'm the Chores Champion, puttin' in the work
Ain't nothin' gonna stop me, I'll never be a shirk, nah