The Potus Showdown
Joe Biden and Donald Trump

[Verse 1 - Biden]
Hey Don, you're quite the clown, you know that well
Your term was chaos, a taste of hell
While you were there, democracy was on the brink
Inciting riots, every time you think
I cleaned your mess, 'cause you can't clean your own
Left the White House like a warzone
You're like a bad joke, one that never ends
America's nightmare, no real friends

[Verse 2 - Trump]
Listen Joe, you're hardly awake, it's true
Can't finish a sentence, what can you do?
Sniffing kids, sniffing votes, your record's a joke
My rallies were wild, while yours went up in smoke
Hidin' in your basement, can barely take the stage
You're like a bewildered puppet, lost in a maze
Blackouts, stutters, do you need a teleprompter?
Four years of you, America will flounder

[Chorus]
Political clowns, in a burning town
We're all sinking down, while you wear the crown
Back and forth, we just scream and shout
Two old men in a deathmatch bout

[Hook]
Broadway lights, two egos on display
In this crazy fight, chaos is the way

[Verse 3 - Biden]
Hey Don, your wall was a damn waste of time
Got impeached twice, and that ain't no crime
Love letters to dictators, where's your spine?
Your script reads like a bad punchline
With your fake news, always ready to whine
Orange face, tiny hands, always in decline
Mar-a-Lago pilgrim, stuck in past glories
Living in a bubble, rewriting old stories

[Verse 4 - Trump]
Joe, you got life confused with a Hallmark flick
Your mind, slow as molasses, ain't that slick
Your son's a mess, deals that stink of scam
Your VP's a lightweight; they don't give a damn
Border's a sieve, economy’s a joke
COVID under you? Man, we're going broke
Sleepy Joe, how's it feel to be a bore?
Keep this up, you'll be out the door

[Chorus]
Political clowns, in a burning town
We're all sinking down, while you wear the crown
Back and forth, we just scream and shout
Two old men in a deathmatch bout

[Hook]
Broadway lights, two egos on display
In this crazy fight, chaos is the way

[Bridge]
Dark humor, jabs that cut too deep
We play for keeps in this political sweep
Caught in the crossfire, no place to hide
Hold on tight, we're in for a ride

[Verse 5 - Biden]
Don, your ego's as big as your endless lies
You've got scandals piled up to the skies
Shady deals, back alley schemes
Your presidency was like bad dreams
Bankruptcy king, can't manage a thing
Blabber on Twitter, that's your main zing
You left a stain that we can’t erase
Moved out and left a disgrace

[Verse 6 - Trump]
Biden, your past is full of hidden wrongs
Whispered deals and dirty, backroom songs
Scranton Joe? More like Corporate Clown
Drowning this nation, we’re about to go down
Kamala’s your backup, she’s got no clue
Together you're a joke, straight out the blue
Your term will crumble, it’s clear as day
Better get ready, your time’s ticking away

[Chorus]
Political clowns, in a burning town
We're all sinking down, while you wear the crown
Back and forth, we just scream and shout
Two old men in a deathmatch bout

[Hook]
Broadway lights, two egos on display
In this crazy fight, chaos is the way

[Outro]
In the end, it's all for show, oh, what a sight
As we sing this nation’s plight
Keep the laughs coming, till the curtain falls
Two madmen, in these hallowed halls