Biden vs. Trump: The Showdown
Joe Biden and Donald Trump

Verse 1: (Biden)
Trump, you're a fraud, a phony, a con!
Your ego's as big as the towers you own.
You came in with promises and all that gold,
But all you delivered was lies untold.
You shout 'fake news' when the truth is clear,
Anyone with a brain can see the smear.
You're a reality star, not a president,
Time to exit stage left, that's evident.

Chorus:
Oh, let's see who prevails in this political brawl,
Two giants of the game, but only one can stand tall.
So bring your sharpest words, the stage is set,
The Broadway lights are on, time to place your bet.

Verse 2: (Trump)
Biden, you're sleepy, where's your fire?
Stumbling through speeches, could you get much drier?
You cling to Obama like he's your crutch,
But we know who really had the Midas touch.
Your policies are weak, a socialist dream,
You couldn't run a bath, let alone a regime.
So pack up your plans and head to bed,
The big boy's here, time to paint the town red.

Chorus:
Oh, let's see who prevails in this political brawl,
Two giants of the game, but only one can stand tall.
So bring your sharpest words, the stage is set,
The Broadway lights are on, time to place your bet.

Verse 3: (Biden)
Tax returns hidden, what are you afraid to show?
Bankruptcies, affairs – oh the tales they'd blow!
While you're playing golf, I’m talking to the folks,
Fixing up the mess of your chaotic jokes.
Healthcare, climate, where’s your stance?
You just fumble and mumble through any chance.
Step down, Trump, your time is spent,
It's time for a leader with clarity and intent.

Chorus:
Oh, let's see who prevails in this political brawl,
Two giants of the game, but only one can stand tall.
So bring your sharpest words, the stage is set,
The Broadway lights are on, time to place your bet.

Verse 4: (Trump)
Hunter, laptops, emails galore,
Your family’s scandals just hit the floor.
China Joe, puppet strings all tied,
You can't face facts, so your aides all lied.
Sleepy Joe, wake up and see,
The White House needs someone like me.
Grab the curtain, take a bow,
'Cause this stage belongs to Trump now.

Finale:
(Biden & Trump)
In the land of the free, the home of the brave,
Only one man leaves, the other'll cave.
The curtain falls with a glittering thud,
As we waltz our way through the political mud.
So let's sign off with this Broadway cheer,
For democracy's play, we'll always be here.