Board Game Hustle
Eminem

Verse 1:

Scheming like it's Carcassonne, placing my tiles in a zone
Building roads and cities, yeah, my mind is fully blown
Worker placements, got 'em steady on Catan
Trading wheat for brick, see my settlers expanding

Verse 2:

Agricola strategies, harvesting my fields
Player count's increasing, victory sealed
Terraforming Mars, oceans rise when I play
Red planet's colonized, leading the way

Verse 3:

Ticket to Ride, my trains connect the map
Railways spanning Europe, ain't no handicap
Power Grid, energy's my forte and my aim
Building grids, cranking turbines, it's all in the game

Verse 4:

Eclipse exploration, grabbing galaxies
Negotiating treaties, cosmic policies
Concordia's ancient trades flowing like a stream
Rome's rising power, fulfilled my dream

Verse 5:

Le Havre harbors packed, shipping goods out fine
Economic engines steady by design
Through the Ages, history unfolds
Civs expanding, great leaders on hold

Verse 6:

Dominion deck builds, combos stay refined
Drawing cards, playing actions, treasure find
Seven Wonders drafting, civilizations clash
Monuments rising strong in a flash

Verse 7:

Orléans, bag building like a master
French medieval tact, growing faster
Scythe mechs in fields, East European jive
Conflict and production, keepin' hope alive

Verse 8:

Gloomhaven dungeons, my party's on the verge
Monsters fallin' down, quests we soon emerge
Pandemic solutions, global crisis avert
Healing the planet, curing this hurt

Verse 9:

El Grande, Spanish nobles climbing high
Area controls vast, scheme 'neath the sky
Feast for Odin, Vikings feast and raid
Norsemen's glory in every move made

Verse 10:

Brass Birmingham, industrial might unfold
Economy sharp, trading like gold
Strategic moves layered, my victory clear
Eminem's board game hustle, top of the tier