The Devil Wears Prada is a powerful showtune performed by the indomitable Miranda Priestly, delivering a sarcastic and biting solo directed towards her new assistant, Andy. Set in the cutthroat world of fashion, Miranda’s sharp wit and commanding presence shine through as she lays down the law. With a blend of piano and dramatic strings, this song is both a caution and a declaration of dominance, capturing the essence of high-stakes glamour.
[Piano Intro, Dramatic Strings]
Verse 1:
They say the fashion world's a jungle, full of teeth and claws
But honey, I'm the lioness, the queen of all the laws
From the runway to the boardroom, I'm the force behind the scene
And let me tell you, darling, this ain't no fashion magazine
Pre-Chorus:
I see you there, wide-eyed and new, thinking you've got what it takes
But let me give you just a clue, this world is full of high stakes
Chorus:
Welcome to the jungle, darling, every step you take’s a test
And in this game of high couture, only the eagles build a nest
So wipe that clueless look away; there's no room for doubt or rest
Verse 2:
You'll fetch my coffee, run my errands, don't you dare complain
For in this fashion hurricane, I'm the spotlight, you're the rain
Every fabric, every stitch, must be flawless, it's no fluke
Heads will roll if there's one glitch, so make sure you don't puke
Pre-Chorus:
Your predecessor's tears could flood the Seine, but I remain unfazed
One misstep and you're on that plane, blindsided and amazed
Chorus:
Welcome to the jungle, darling, every step you take’s a test
And in this game of high couture, only the eagles build a nest
So wipe that clueless look away; there's no room for doubt or rest
Bridge:
I've seen them come, I've seen them go, each thinking they're unique
But when it comes to getting tasks just so, I'm the high fashion critique
Verse 3:
So listen closely, little lamb, heed this warning from a pro
In this jungle, it’s no sham, the devil's in the stiletto
I'll guide you through this wilderness, but don't you lose your way
Or else you'll see the fierceness of a queen who doesn't play
Pre-Chorus:
Remember, this is not a dream, it's your reality
Stay sharp, stay keen, or it’s goodbye to your morality
Chorus:
Welcome to the jungle, darling, every step you take’s a test
And in this game of high couture, only the eagles build a nest
So wipe that clueless look away; there's no room for doubt or rest
Outro:
So, darling, seize the moment, make it worth the while
In this palace of pure torment, only the strongest own the style
[Dramatic Strings End]
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miranda priesly solo from devil wears prada, as a showtune, 10. line verses. [Piano Intro, Dramatic Strings]
They say the fashion world's a jungle, full of teeth and claws
But honey, I'm the lioness, the queen of all the laws
From the runway to the boardroom, I'm the force behind the scene
And let me tell you, darling, this ain't no fashion magazine
continue, make it a sarcastic, on brand, solo song singing to Andy basically hinting that she better not mess up.