Dive into this quirky, playful song by Rex Orange County, 'News Anchor Haircut.' It humorously navigates the conflicting feelings towards a girlfriend's mom who isn't perfect but has unparalleled haircutting skills, making his girlfriend look like a TV news anchor.
VERSE 1
Your mom’s got a track record that's far from clean,
Drops bombs of drama like a soap opera scene.
But when she grabs those shears, oh what magic she makes,
Transforms my girl, no mistakes, no fakes.
CHORUS
Snip, snip, snap! She’s a haircut queen,
Turns my girl into a news anchor dream.
Every night at 10, she’s the one to see,
Straight out the TV, just for me.
VERSE 2
She’s not winning mom of the year, that’s clear,
Her words sting sharp like a spear.
But her haircut game? Oh darling, it’s bizarre,
She’s got my girl looking like a newsroom star!
CHORUS
Snip, snip, snap! She’s a haircut queen,
Turns my girl into a news anchor dream.
Every night at 10, she’s the one to see,
Straight out the TV, just for me.
BRIDGE
With every cut, a little news clip in sight,
My girl’s got that anchor shine, oh so bright.
Thanks to mom’s mad skills, despite the tears,
It’s like living with a star, cheers to the shears.
CHORUS
Snip, snip, snap! She’s a haircut queen,
Turns my girl into a news anchor dream.
Every night at 10, she’s the one to see,
Straight out the TV, just for me.
OUTRO
So we might have drama, a bit of hair spray,
But it’s worth it for that news anchor sway.
Thanks to mom, for the good and the tough,
For that perfect hair, it’s oddly enough.
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my girlfriend’s mom is far from perfect and has hurt her and for that i dont like her but she has great haircutting skills and because of that my gf looks like a news anchor i grew up watching on tv.
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rex orange county