Punbelievable
Beyoncé

Verse 1
Word’s out, it's a pun parade
Every sentence, a clever charade
I'm not lion, it’s the mane event
No icebreaker needed, I'm the queen of the pent-
house, and these puns are my crown
In this wordplay kingdom, we run the town
No 'problem' unsolved, 'punfully' intact
In this linguistic jungle, we’ve got the knack

Pre-Chorus
It’s all in jest, no need to run
Wordplay magic, second to none
If you can take the pun-ishment
Then step into my lyrical tent

Chorus
Punbelievable, every line's a smile
From 'morning dew' to 'deja brew' in style
Got the grammar police saying 'oh my word'
Clever quips like they've never heard
Punbelievable, oh what a ride
Twistin’ phrases, leaving logic tied
You’ll be laughing till your sides are sore
Wordsmithery that you’ll adore

Verse 2
I’ve got puns for days, it's a literal spree
From 'waffly good' times to 'egg-cellent' tea
No pun in ten did, but I’ll play it fair
These jokes are well balanced, like a tightrope in the air
You can taco-bout it, let’s not burrito-round
With these layers of meaning, we’re wordplay bound

Pre-Chorus
It’s all in jest, no need to run
Wordplay magic, second to none
If you can take the pun-ishment
Then step into my lyrical tent

Chorus
Punbelievable, every line's a smile
From 'morning dew' to 'deja brew' in style
Got the grammar police saying 'oh my word'
Clever quips like they've never heard
Punbelievable, oh what a ride
Twistin’ phrases, leaving logic tied
You’ll be laughing till your sides are sore
Wordsmithery that you’ll adore

Bridge
Why was the math book sad? Too many ‘problems’ it had
Why don’t we tell secrets on a farm? Because the ‘potatoes’ have eyes, no harm
I’m the queen of puns, and I’ve gotta ‘heart’ it
Every joke’s a journey, let’s get started

Chorus
Punbelievable, every line's a smile
From 'morning dew' to 'deja brew' in style
Got the grammar police saying 'oh my word'
Clever quips like they've never heard
Punbelievable, oh what a ride
Twistin’ phrases, leaving logic tied
You’ll be laughing till your sides are sore
Wordsmithery that you’ll adore

Outro
So if you love the fickle tricks of tongue
In this world of language, we're forever young
Punbelievable, this journey’s just begun
With every pun, we've already won