Ode to Puns
Taylor Swift

[Verse 1]
In a town where the leaves fall faster than you
There's a brew so strong, kicks like a kangaroo
With a maple twist and a taste so clear
It's a Canadian delight, our legendary beer
My buddy Joe from Buffalo took a sip and a prayer
He said, 'This is no joke, man, it's grizzly bear!'
Tried to match their pace, but he was gasping for air
'Cause strong beer that's Canadian just isn't fair
The ice is cold, but the brew’s even bolder
Made him drop faster than a rock off a boulder
You say you can handle a good, strong drink?
Well, this one's got bite, make your mind rethink

[Pre-Chorus]
So raise your mugs, give a hearty cheer
To the nation's pride, the northern beer

[Chorus]
It's pun-derful, pun-stoppable, a whimsical fight
Canadian beer will keep you warm through the night
Stronger than our puns, brewed up with the love
In the land of the moose and maple glove

[Verse 2]
In the great white north, where the cold winds blow
They've crafted a beer with a mythical glow
Trapper Dan said, 'I can handle any froth'
But one hearty sip and he was way off
He leaned back, laughed, said, 'This is no pun'
But truth be told, the night had just begun
It's more than a brew, it's a crimson tide
From the Rockies to the Maritimes, far and wide
Like a syrupy joke that packs a wallop
It'll pull you in with a gentle gallop
So while you ponder puns and what they mean
Remember, Canadian brew is a whole new scene

[Pre-Chorus]
So raise your mugs, give a hearty cheer
To the nation's pride, the northern beer

[Chorus]
It's pun-derful, pun-stoppable, a whimsical fight
Canadian beer will keep you warm through the night
Stronger than our puns, brewed up with the love
In the land of the moose and maple glove

[Hook]
Yes, it's pun-believable, a true delight
Laugh and drink all through the night
Our puns and beer, in perfect cheer
A combination you'll hold dear

[Pre-Chorus]
So raise your mugs, give a hearty cheer
To the nation's pride, the northern beer

[Chorus]
It's pun-derful, pun-stoppable, a whimsical fight
Canadian beer will keep you warm through the night
Stronger than our puns, brewed up with the love
In the land of the moose and maple glove

[Outro]
So here’s to the north, with its jests so clear
Canadian puns and the strongest beer
Sip and laugh, in the frosty air
With every pun, you'll find a friend to share