Discover the hilarious and disappointing story of Gostonko, a young Australian bogan who made the ultimate culinary faux pas by ruining his chicken nuggets with ketchup. This catchy tune delves deep into his tragic mistake and serves as a humorous warning to nugget lovers everywhere.
Intro:
Oh Gostonko, Gostonko, what have you done?
You took the golden nuggets and ruined the fun.
Verse 1:
In the land down under, where the sun always shines,
Lived a boy named Gostonko, always crossing the lines.
On a Saturday arvo, he made a tragic choice,
Grabbed a bottle of ketchup, disregarding our voice.
Pre-Chorus:
Oh, Gostonko, your mates won't let it go,
You drowned those golden nuggets, bro.
Chorus:
Gostonko, why'd you ruin the nuggets?
With that ketchup, now they're tough to stomach.
Gostonko, you broke our hearts in two,
Those chicken nuggets, never the same 'cause of you.
Verse 2:
The BBQ sauce was right there, so was the sweet 'n' sour,
But you went for the ketchup, in that heated hour.
Now it's the talk of the town, they call you Nugget Foe,
'Cause you took perfection and made it so-so.
Pre-Chorus:
Oh, Gostonko, your mates won't let it go,
You drowned those golden nuggets, bro.
Chorus:
Gostonko, why'd you ruin the nuggets?
With that ketchup, now they're tough to stomach.
Gostonko, you broke our hearts in two,
Those chicken nuggets, never the same 'cause of you.
Bridge:
Can you ever come back from this culinary crime?
We'll always remember, for the rest of time.
Oh Gostonko, why couldn't you see?
Ketchup on nuggets is pure blasphemy.
Chorus:
Gostonko, why'd you ruin the nuggets?
With that ketchup, now they're tough to stomach.
Gostonko, you broke our hearts in two,
Those chicken nuggets, never the same 'cause of you.
Outro:
Oh Gostonko, let this be a lesson true,
Respect the nugget, for it's sacred food.
Or face the judgment, from me and your crew,
Gostonko, we’ll never forget what you did to that food.
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a song about how a boy named Gostonko (a young australian bogan) is disgusting and disappointing for ruining his chicken nuggets with ketchup
david ghetta