This lighthearted tune by Frank Sinastra humorously chastises a young Australian bogan named Gostonko for committing the culinary crime of eating chicken nuggets with ketchup. It's a whimsical song full of playful banter, catchy melodies, and clever lyrics that highlight the absurdity of such a food pairing. Perfect for those who can appreciate a fun, comedic take on food culture.
Part 1: Verse 1
Oh Gostonko, Gostonko, what are you doin'?
Dipping those nuggets in red sauce, what are you provin'?
Down under, it's a crime, mate, can't you see?
Chicken nuggets and ketchup just ain't meant to be!
Chorus
No nuggets with ketchup, Gostonko, it's wrong!
Your taste buds are singin' the wrong kind of song.
A smear of sweet chili or a little BBQ,
But ketchup with nuggets? Oh no, mate, not you!
Part 2: Verse 2
Culinary chaos, it's such a disgrace,
Nuggets with ketchup, all over your face!
Even the kangaroos are shaking their heads,
A bogan's mistake, that’s what they said.
Chorus
No nuggets with ketchup, Gostonko, it's wrong!
Your taste buds are singin' the wrong kind of song.
A smear of sweet chili or a little BBQ,
But ketchup with nuggets? Oh no, mate, not you!
Part 3: Bridge
Hear me out, Gostonko, lend me your ear,
Your nugget game, it’s time to steer clear.
From ketchup’s grasp, to a saucier fare,
Embrace the Aussie flavor, if you dare!
Chorus
No nuggets with ketchup, Gostonko, it's wrong!
Your taste buds are singin' the wrong kind of song.
A smear of sweet chili or a little BBQ,
But ketchup with nuggets? Oh no, mate, not you!
Part 4: Outro
So Gostonko, Gostonko, change your ways,
Find a new sauce, brighten your days.
It’s an Aussie lesson, take it to heart,
And from ketchup with nuggets, soon you'll part.
Part 1: Verse 1 ``` C Oh Gostonko, Gostonko, what are you doin'? G Dipping those nuggets in red sauce, what are you provin'? Am Em Down under, it's a crime, mate, can't you see? F G C Chicken nuggets and ketchup just ain't meant to be! ``` Chorus ``` F C No nuggets with ketchup, Gostonko, it's wrong! G C Your taste buds are singin' the wrong kind of song. F C Am A smear of sweet chili or a little BBQ, F G C But ketchup with nuggets? Oh no, mate, not you! ``` Part 2: Verse 2 ``` C Culinary chaos, it's such a disgrace, G Nuggets with ketchup, all over your face! Am Em Even the kangaroos are shaking their heads, F G C A bogan's mistake, that’s what they said. ``` Chorus ``` F C No nuggets with ketchup, Gostonko, it's wrong! G C Your taste buds are singin' the wrong kind of song. F C Am A smear of sweet chili or a little BBQ, F G C But ketchup with nuggets? Oh no, mate, not you! ``` Part 3: Bridge ``` Am Em Hear me out, Gostonko, lend me your ear, F G Your nugget game, it’s time to steer clear. Am Em From ketchup’s grasp, to a saucier fare, F G C Embrace the Aussie flavor, if you dare! ``` Chorus ``` F C No nuggets with ketchup, Gostonko, it's wrong! G C Your taste buds are singin' the wrong kind of song. F C Am A smear of sweet chili or a little BBQ, F G C But ketchup with nuggets? Oh no, mate, not you! ``` Part 4: Outro ``` C So Gostonko, Gostonko, change your ways, G Find a new sauce, brighten your days. Am Em It’s an Aussie lesson, take it to heart, F G C And from ketchup with nuggets, soon you'll part.
"No Nuggets with Ketchup, Gostonko" Drum Beat and Tempo
Sample Pattern (Verse):
HH: x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
SN: ----o-------o---
KD: o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-
Sample Pattern (Chorus):
HH: x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
SN: ----O-------O---
KD: O-o-O-o-O-o-O-o-
Sample Pattern (Bridge):
HH: -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
SN: ----O-------O-----
KD: O---o-o-O---o-o---
Sample Pattern (Outro):
HH: x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
SN: ----O--o----O---
KD: O-o-O-oo-O-o-O-o-
This drum beat provides a playful swing feel that complements the whimsical and humorous nature of the song.
a song about how wrong and disgusting a boy named Gostonko (an australian bogan kid) is to eat chicken nuggets with ketchup.
frank sinastra