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No Nuggets with Ketchup, Gostonko
Frank Sinastra

This lighthearted tune by Frank Sinastra humorously chastises a young Australian bogan named Gostonko for committing the culinary crime of eating chicken nuggets with ketchup. It's a whimsical song full of playful banter, catchy melodies, and clever lyrics that highlight the absurdity of such a food pairing. Perfect for those who can appreciate a fun, comedic take on food culture.


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Part 1: Verse 1

Oh Gostonko, Gostonko, what are you doin'?
Dipping those nuggets in red sauce, what are you provin'?
Down under, it's a crime, mate, can't you see?
Chicken nuggets and ketchup just ain't meant to be!

Chorus

No nuggets with ketchup, Gostonko, it's wrong!
Your taste buds are singin' the wrong kind of song.
A smear of sweet chili or a little BBQ,
But ketchup with nuggets? Oh no, mate, not you!

Part 2: Verse 2

Culinary chaos, it's such a disgrace,
Nuggets with ketchup, all over your face!
Even the kangaroos are shaking their heads,
A bogan's mistake, that’s what they said.

Chorus

No nuggets with ketchup, Gostonko, it's wrong!
Your taste buds are singin' the wrong kind of song.
A smear of sweet chili or a little BBQ,
But ketchup with nuggets? Oh no, mate, not you!

Part 3: Bridge

Hear me out, Gostonko, lend me your ear,
Your nugget game, it’s time to steer clear.
From ketchup’s grasp, to a saucier fare,
Embrace the Aussie flavor, if you dare!

Chorus

No nuggets with ketchup, Gostonko, it's wrong!
Your taste buds are singin' the wrong kind of song.
A smear of sweet chili or a little BBQ,
But ketchup with nuggets? Oh no, mate, not you!

Part 4: Outro

So Gostonko, Gostonko, change your ways,
Find a new sauce, brighten your days.
It’s an Aussie lesson, take it to heart,
And from ketchup with nuggets, soon you'll part.

Part 1: Verse 1

```
       C
Oh Gostonko, Gostonko, what are you doin'?
         G
Dipping those nuggets in red sauce, what are you provin'?
        Am                         Em
Down under, it's a crime, mate, can't you see?
      F                G                  C
Chicken nuggets and ketchup just ain't meant to be!
```

Chorus

```
    F                             C
No nuggets with ketchup, Gostonko, it's wrong!
           G                                          C
Your taste buds are singin' the wrong kind of song.
            F                                      C           Am
A smear of sweet chili or a little BBQ,
      F                         G             C
But ketchup with nuggets? Oh no, mate, not you!
```

Part 2: Verse 2

```
       C
Culinary chaos, it's such a disgrace,
         G
Nuggets with ketchup, all over your face!
      Am                          Em
Even the kangaroos are shaking their heads,
         F                   G             C
A bogan's mistake, that’s what they said.
```

Chorus

```
    F                             C
No nuggets with ketchup, Gostonko, it's wrong!
           G                                          C
Your taste buds are singin' the wrong kind of song.
            F                                      C           Am
A smear of sweet chili or a little BBQ,
      F                         G             C
But ketchup with nuggets? Oh no, mate, not you!
```

Part 3: Bridge

```
    Am                             Em
Hear me out, Gostonko, lend me your ear,
        F                          G
Your nugget game, it’s time to steer clear.
      Am                          Em
From ketchup’s grasp, to a saucier fare,
       F                      G             C
Embrace the Aussie flavor, if you dare!
```

Chorus

```
    F                             C
No nuggets with ketchup, Gostonko, it's wrong!
           G                                          C
Your taste buds are singin' the wrong kind of song.
            F                                      C           Am
A smear of sweet chili or a little BBQ,
      F                         G             C
But ketchup with nuggets? Oh no, mate, not you!
```

Part 4: Outro

```
       C
So Gostonko, Gostonko, change your ways,
         G
Find a new sauce, brighten your days.
       Am                   Em
It’s an Aussie lesson, take it to heart,
         F               G                  C
And from ketchup with nuggets, soon you'll part.

"No Nuggets with Ketchup, Gostonko" Drum Beat and Tempo

Tempo:

  • Tempo: 120 BPM (Beats Per Minute)
  • Rhythm: Light Swing

Drum Beat:

Verse:

  • Hi-Hat: Eighth notes, slightly open on the "ands"
  • Snare: Light back beats on the 2 and 4
  • Kick Drum: Four on the floor (steady quarter notes)

Sample Pattern (Verse):

HH: x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
SN: ----o-------o---
KD: o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-

Chorus:

  • Hi-Hat: Eighth notes, closed
  • Snare: Back beats more pronounced on the 2 and 4
  • Kick Drum: Four on the floor, with added emphasis on 1 and 3

Sample Pattern (Chorus):

HH: x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
SN: ----O-------O---
KD: O-o-O-o-O-o-O-o-

Bridge:

  • Hi-Hat: Alternating eighth notes, tight closed
  • Snare: Consistent back beats, stronger than verse
  • Kick Drum: Steady quarter notes, with syncopation on the "ands" occasionally

Sample Pattern (Bridge):

HH: -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
SN: ----O-------O-----
KD: O---o-o-O---o-o---

Outro:

  • Hi-Hat: Light eighth notes, gradually opening
  • Snare: Back beats on 2 and 4, incorporating occasional rolls
  • Kick Drum: Steady quarter notes, with occasional syncopation to build to the end

Sample Pattern (Outro):

HH: x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
SN: ----O--o----O---
KD: O-o-O-oo-O-o-O-o-

This drum beat provides a playful swing feel that complements the whimsical and humorous nature of the song.

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About "No Nuggets with Ketchup, Gostonko"
  • Song Idea:

    a song about how wrong and disgusting a boy named Gostonko (an australian bogan kid) is to eat chicken nuggets with ketchup.

  • Artist Inspiration:

    frank sinastra

  • Created: June 30, 2024
  • Views: 31