This lighthearted tune by Frank Sinastra humorously chastises a young Australian bogan named Gostonko for committing the culinary crime of eating chicken nuggets with ketchup. It's a whimsical song full of playful banter, catchy melodies, and clever lyrics that highlight the absurdity of such a food pairing. Perfect for those who can appreciate a fun, comedic take on food culture.
Part 1: Verse 1
Oh Gostonko, Gostonko, what are you doin'?
Dipping those nuggets in red sauce, what are you provin'?
Down under, it's a crime, mate, can't you see?
Chicken nuggets and ketchup just ain't meant to be!
Chorus
No nuggets with ketchup, Gostonko, it's wrong!
Your taste buds are singin' the wrong kind of song.
A smear of sweet chili or a little BBQ,
But ketchup with nuggets? Oh no, mate, not you!
Part 2: Verse 2
Culinary chaos, it's such a disgrace,
Nuggets with ketchup, all over your face!
Even the kangaroos are shaking their heads,
A bogan's mistake, that’s what they said.
Chorus
No nuggets with ketchup, Gostonko, it's wrong!
Your taste buds are singin' the wrong kind of song.
A smear of sweet chili or a little BBQ,
But ketchup with nuggets? Oh no, mate, not you!
Part 3: Bridge
Hear me out, Gostonko, lend me your ear,
Your nugget game, it’s time to steer clear.
From ketchup’s grasp, to a saucier fare,
Embrace the Aussie flavor, if you dare!
Chorus
No nuggets with ketchup, Gostonko, it's wrong!
Your taste buds are singin' the wrong kind of song.
A smear of sweet chili or a little BBQ,
But ketchup with nuggets? Oh no, mate, not you!
Part 4: Outro
So Gostonko, Gostonko, change your ways,
Find a new sauce, brighten your days.
It’s an Aussie lesson, take it to heart,
And from ketchup with nuggets, soon you'll part.
Part 1: Verse 1
```
C
Oh Gostonko, Gostonko, what are you doin'?
G
Dipping those nuggets in red sauce, what are you provin'?
Am Em
Down under, it's a crime, mate, can't you see?
F G C
Chicken nuggets and ketchup just ain't meant to be!
```
Chorus
```
F C
No nuggets with ketchup, Gostonko, it's wrong!
G C
Your taste buds are singin' the wrong kind of song.
F C Am
A smear of sweet chili or a little BBQ,
F G C
But ketchup with nuggets? Oh no, mate, not you!
```
Part 2: Verse 2
```
C
Culinary chaos, it's such a disgrace,
G
Nuggets with ketchup, all over your face!
Am Em
Even the kangaroos are shaking their heads,
F G C
A bogan's mistake, that’s what they said.
```
Chorus
```
F C
No nuggets with ketchup, Gostonko, it's wrong!
G C
Your taste buds are singin' the wrong kind of song.
F C Am
A smear of sweet chili or a little BBQ,
F G C
But ketchup with nuggets? Oh no, mate, not you!
```
Part 3: Bridge
```
Am Em
Hear me out, Gostonko, lend me your ear,
F G
Your nugget game, it’s time to steer clear.
Am Em
From ketchup’s grasp, to a saucier fare,
F G C
Embrace the Aussie flavor, if you dare!
```
Chorus
```
F C
No nuggets with ketchup, Gostonko, it's wrong!
G C
Your taste buds are singin' the wrong kind of song.
F C Am
A smear of sweet chili or a little BBQ,
F G C
But ketchup with nuggets? Oh no, mate, not you!
```
Part 4: Outro
```
C
So Gostonko, Gostonko, change your ways,
G
Find a new sauce, brighten your days.
Am Em
It’s an Aussie lesson, take it to heart,
F G C
And from ketchup with nuggets, soon you'll part.
"No Nuggets with Ketchup, Gostonko" Drum Beat and Tempo
Sample Pattern (Verse):
HH: x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
SN: ----o-------o---
KD: o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-
Sample Pattern (Chorus):
HH: x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
SN: ----O-------O---
KD: O-o-O-o-O-o-O-o-
Sample Pattern (Bridge):
HH: -x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
SN: ----O-------O-----
KD: O---o-o-O---o-o---
Sample Pattern (Outro):
HH: x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-
SN: ----O--o----O---
KD: O-o-O-oo-O-o-O-o-
This drum beat provides a playful swing feel that complements the whimsical and humorous nature of the song.
a song about how wrong and disgusting a boy named Gostonko (an australian bogan kid) is to eat chicken nuggets with ketchup.
frank sinastra