Dive into the hilarious and quirky world of Gostonko, an Australian bogan kid, who wrongfully pairs chicken nuggets with ketchup in this catchy, comedic tune by Frank SinAstra. Revel in the humorous tale as it unfolds through lively lyrics that call out this culinary crime.
Verse 1:
Gostonko's in the kitchen, oh what a fright,
He grabs a box of nuggets, ready to take a bite.
But when he reaches for the sauce, my stomach turns,
In his hand, a bottle of ketchup, oh how it burns.
Chorus:
Oh Gostonko, Gostonko, what have you done?
Chicken nuggets and ketchup, that's a no-go, son.
Disgusting and wrong, a culinary crime,
Nuggets and ketchup, man, that's wasting time.
Verse 2:
In Australia, mate, we got our pride,
Barbie and Vegemite, we don't let that slide.
But Gostonko's got no clue, he's just a bogan kid,
Thinkin' ketchup's the answer – oh, forbid!
Chorus:
Oh Gostonko, Gostonko, what have you done?
Chicken nuggets and ketchup, that's a no-go, son.
Disgusting and wrong, a culinary crime,
Nuggets and ketchup, man, that's wasting time.
Bridge:
There's honey mustard, BBQ, sweet and sour too,
But Gostonko chooses ketchup, he ain't got a clue!
It's chicken nugget blasphemy, it's a kitchen sin,
When you dip in ketchup, you just can't win.
Chorus:
Oh Gostonko, Gostonko, what have you done?
Chicken nuggets and ketchup, that's a no-go, son.
Disgusting and wrong, a culinary crime,
Nuggets and ketchup, man, that's wasting time.
Outro:
So here's a tip, Gostonko, for your next meal,
Pick a proper sauce, now that's a big deal.
Because nuggets deserve better, don't do 'em wrong,
And maybe next time, we'll all sing along.
Chorus:
Oh Gostonko, Gostonko, what have you done?
Chicken nuggets and ketchup, that's a no-go, son.
Disgusting and wrong, a culinary crime,
Nuggets and ketchup, man, that's wasting time.
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a song about how wrong and disgusting a boy named Gostonko (an australian bogan kid) is to eat chicken nuggets with ketchup.
frank sinastra