Nugget Nightmare
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Verse 1:
There's a kid down under, Gostonko's his name
From the land of Oz where the bogans reign
But there's something 'bout him that's so insane
Eating chicken nuggets with ketchup is his game

Pre-Chorus:
Every bite, it makes us wanna scream
It's a culinary crime, straight from a bad dream
How could he do it, can't he see the shame?
We'll never look at nuggets quite the same

Chorus:
Gostonko, Gostonko, your taste buds gotta go
Chicken nuggets and ketchup, man, that's a big no-no
Gostonko, Gostonko, it's just so wrong
How can you eat that mess, it doesn’t belong?

Verse 2:
In the schoolyard, he's got his tray
Everyone’s cringing, everyone’s dismayed
Ketchup dripping from his fingers and lips
We gotta stop him, this culinary eclipse

Pre-Chorus:
Every bite, it makes us wanna scream
It's a culinary crime, straight from a bad dream
How could he do it, can't he see the shame?
We'll never look at nuggets quite the same

Chorus:
Gostonko, Gostonko, your taste buds gotta go
Chicken nuggets and ketchup, man, that's a big no-no
Gostonko, Gostonko, it's just so wrong
How can you eat that mess, it doesn’t belong?

Bridge:
There's BBQ, ranch, and honey mustard too
But Gostonko, he just won't get a clue
Can't he find a better sauce to choose?
'Cause ketchup on nuggets, that's just bad news

Chorus:
Gostonko, Gostonko, your taste buds gotta go
Chicken nuggets and ketchup, man, that's a big no-no
Gostonko, Gostonko, it's just so wrong
How can you eat that mess, it doesn’t belong?

Outro:
So Gostonko, please take our advice
Stop the ketchup, make a sacrifice
Find a better way to enjoy your treat
Leave the ketchup behind, and your meal will be complete
Gostonko, Gostonko, let’s put it to rest
Chicken nuggets and ketchup, it’s not the best!