Nuggets and Red
Taylor Swift

[Verse 1]

In a small town down under, there's a boy I know
Name is Gostonko, he's an Aussie through and through
Sun-kissed hair, tanned skin, and a rugged glow
But there's one thing about him that's a major no-no

[Pre-Chorus]

He strolls into the diner with a grin on his face
Orders up some nuggets, oh, a hundred-piece case
But then he does the unthinkable, makes my heart race
He grabs that ketchup bottle, I can't stand the disgrace

[Chorus]

Gostonko, oh, Gostonko, how could you do this?
Chicken nuggets dipped in red, it's culinary abyss
Gostonko, oh, Gostonko, have mercy on my heart
Nuggets should be crispy gold, not ketchup-drenched art

[Verse 2]

I tried to tell Gostonko there's better ways to eat
With BBQ or honey mustard, now that's a real treat
But he just laughs and winks, says ketchup's his dream
Every dunk, every bite, it's like a food crime scene

[Pre-Chorus]

He strolls into the diner with a grin on his face
Orders up some nuggets, oh, a hundred-piece case
But then he does the unthinkable, makes my heart race
He grabs that ketchup bottle, I can't stand the disgrace

[Chorus]

Gostonko, oh, Gostonko, how could you do this?
Chicken nuggets dipped in red, it's culinary abyss
Gostonko, oh, Gostonko, have mercy on my heart
Nuggets should be crispy gold, not ketchup-drenched art

[Bridge]

Maybe it's just his way to stand out in the crowd
With ketchup as his sidekick, he's bizarre and loud
I guess in Gostonko's world, he's king of the town
Dipping nuggets in red, wearing his ketchup crown

[Chorus]

Gostonko, oh, Gostonko, how could you do this?
Chicken nuggets dipped in red, it's culinary abyss
Gostonko, oh, Gostonko, have mercy on my heart
Nuggets should be crispy gold, not ketchup-drenched art

[Outro]

So here's to Gostonko, in his own little way
Breaking all the rules, come what may
I'll never understand it, no, I'll never see the light
But Gostonko and his ketchup, they'll be alright