The Complex Conundrum
Broadway Whiz

Verse 1:
Wheeling through the aisles of raw desire
With a cart full of dreams, nowhere higher
Bundles of deals, but I'm eyeing you instead
Boy, you spin my heart, like a price tag in my head
It's in the bulk where my love accrues
Sweat glistens like Costco's morning dew
Riding that flatbed down endless lanes
Our love, complex—discount disdain

Pre-Chorus:
Where love's a membership card, hyper-exclusive
Oh, the emotions, superfluous, profusive
Sex and swears, oh our raw amusement
Navigating aisles in chaotic bemusement

Chorus:
Touch my heart, like you touch those bulk buys
Rip open our passions, no compromise
Сlever words with a saucy tease
Love me in your Costco fantasies

Verse 2:
Navigating shelves of unsaid desires
Bags of sugar, but it's you who inspires
Witty wordplay in a wholesale rhyme
I'll scan your heart, no search for a dime
Complex equations on a shopping spree
Each witty quip, like a coupon, frees me
In this aisle of lust, no sweet charade
We’re love's secret, in plain parade

Pre-Chorus:
Where love's a membership card, hyper-exclusive
Oh, the emotions, superfluous, profusive
Sex and swears, oh our raw amusement
Navigating aisles in chaotic bemusement

Chorus:
Touch my heart, like you touch those bulk buys
Rip open our passions, no compromise
Сlever words with a saucy tease
Love me in your Costco fantasies

Bridge:
Life's a pallet, stacked high and cold
But in your embrace, I feel so bold
Every swear is an affirmation sweet
In Costco aisles where our desires meet

Verse 3:
Economies of scale, relationships of scope
Navigating aisles of cheek and hope
Oh, every glisten, sweat down like the grain
You and I in Costco—the complex chain
In the fluorescent glow, love reveals
In those bulk buys, our heart never steals
Sexual swearing, oh the fucking delight
In Costco’s embrace, embrace me tonight

Pre-Chorus:
Where love's a membership card, hyper-exclusive
Oh, the emotions, superfluous, profusive
Sex and swears, oh our raw amusement
Navigating aisles in chaotic bemusement

Chorus:
Touch my heart, like you touch those bulk buys
Rip open our passions, no compromise
Сlever words with a saucy tease
Love me in your Costco fantasies

Outro:
The checkout lines where fate concludes
You and I, escaping mundane attitudes
With each ‘I love you’ in aisles so wide
Costco's heart, love’s Superstore ride