Wit and Wisdom of Oz
Elphaba & Glinda

Elphaba:
In the land of Oz where everything glistens,
There’s a tale that's told if only one listens.
I’ve got a mind that's sharp, like a twister's spin,
A story of smarts and the courage within.

Glinda:
Oh dear Elphie, you are truly so bold,
But there's more to wit than just stories retold.
It's in the gleam of green, the way we can gleam,
In this Emerald City's ever-glowing dream.

Elphaba:
Let’s spin through verses like a cyclone's flight,
Smart wordplay dances in the dark of night.
Wicked we may be, but oh, we are wise,
No one in Oz can see through our disguise.

Glinda:
Indeed! Our charm we’ll wield with glee,
In this enchanted land, we hold the key.
Not a witch or wizard can quite compare,
To the cleverness that we each share.

Both:
In every spell we cast, in every breeze,
Our knowledge floats through the trees.
Oh, Oz! Witness our lexical delight,
Wit and wisdom shining bright.

Elphaba:
The Yellow Brick Road is a path that's golden,
Yet it’s wisdom we seek that's simply beholden.
A scarecrow’s brain, a lion’s nerve,
All tales that teach the wit we preserve.

Glinda:
And Tinman’s heart, oh heavens above,
Teaches us lessons of profound love.
In this Land of Oz, where stories blend,
Wit and wisdom never see an end.

Both:
Let’s twirl in this wicked waltz tonight,
Our words a symphony, a dazzling light.
With brains and courage, heart and mind,
In every challenge, strength we find.

Elphaba:
So here we stand, two witches so bright,
Our story told in wisdom's pure light.

Glinda:
From Emerald towers to fields of green,
The sharpest wit this world has seen.

Both:
Oz, oh Oz! Sing our duet grand,
In your enchanted, magical land.
Wit and wisdom of Oz shall reign,
A timeless tale in this lyrical domain.