Costco Flex
Megan Thee Stallion

[Verse 1]
Step in the club like it's Costco, got these deals in my bag
Prices so low, you swear it’s magic, like Houdini with swag
From the snacks to the sheets, I’m talkin’ pallets of heat
Merlot by the gallon, baby, got that bulk buy, it's sweet
Got my Kirkland card, can't deny these treasures I hoard
Triple XL in my cart, watch how I roll up, Lord
You copped Birkins, I'm in aisles with savings divine
Credit card got no limits, each trip feels like a shrine
Effortless cool, Cartier jewels, still got hot dogs on deck
Got these boys in my lane, oh baby, you best show respect
Crate and barrel, I’m a star, but I’m in Costco with flair
Sales floor like my stage, just try and see if you dare

[Hook]
Costco flex, yeah, I'm finer than silk
Down these aisles, moving like milk
Spin it up, swipe it down, baby don't sweat
Bulk buy queen, it's the best one yet

[Pre-Chorus]
In these aisles I flirt, with savings and smirks
Bags so full, got the whole club berserk
From my puree to lingerie, check what I got
Costco queen, and I'm owning the spot

[Chorus]
I said, Costco flex, got that ratchet finesse
Deals so hot, yeah, you know I'm the best
Roll that cart, pop that trunk, it’s a show
All stocked up and I'm ready to glow

[Verse 2]
You want innuendo? How 'bout savings that scream?
Got that whole damn club, riding giddy, my dream
Swear jars overflow, but the deals keep them tamed
Complex lyric spitting, every line is a claim
Effortless swagger, drippin’ in Kirkland gold
Life's a lil' cheaper, but enormously bold
Shopping bags swinging like they're haute couture
But it's bulk buy, baby, that makes me demure
Got the sheet cake, honey, for a celebration so lit
Toilet paper stacked high, you can never outwit
Ratchet bitch with a pallet, one and the same
In the game of savings, I just turned up the flame

[Hook]
Costco flex, yeah, I'm finer than silk
Down these aisles, moving like milk
Spin it up, swipe it down, baby don't sweat
Bulk buy queen, it's the best one yet

[Pre-Chorus]
In these aisles I flirt, with savings and smirks
Bags so full, got the whole club berserk
From my puree to lingerie, check what I got
Costco queen, and I'm owning the spot

[Chorus]
I said, Costco flex, got that ratchet finesse
Deals so hot, yeah, you know I'm the best
Roll that cart, pop that trunk, it’s a show
All stocked up and I'm ready to glow

[Verse 3]
With my Kirkland wine, we toast on repeat
My crew laced in fresh, ain't nobody can compete
Hot link, ice cream, I've got it by the pound
Deals so thunderous, they shake the whole ground
Liquor by the liter, feels like a dream
Chicken bake in my grip, I reign supreme
Every aisle I roam, like I'm on a throne
These deals get me high, baby, to each their own
Lyrics laced with swagger, intellect so tight
Every word calculated, shining so bright
Effortless cool, in every Costco find
From the freezer to the shelves, baby, it’s all intertwined

[Hook]
Costco flex, yeah, I'm finer than silk
Down these aisles, moving like milk
Spin it up, swipe it down, baby don't sweat
Bulk buy queen, it's the best one yet

[Pre-Chorus]
In these aisles I flirt, with savings and smirks
Bags so full, got the whole club berserk
From my puree to lingerie, check what I got
Costco queen, and I'm owning the spot

[Chorus]
I said, Costco flex, got that ratchet finesse
Deals so hot, yeah, you know I'm the best
Roll that cart, pop that trunk, it’s a show
All stocked up and I'm ready to glow