Abducted and Adrift
The Galactic Jokers

Verse 1:
I took a wrong turn on a country road
Trying to find my way back home, ya know
Ended up in the middle of nowhere-land
When a bright light beamed up from the sand

Chorus:
Abducted and adrift, oh what a twist
They said 'We come in peace', but here's the gist
I flipped the script and now I'm flyin' high
In an alien spaceship, touchin' the sky

Verse 2:
Green little men with their big ol' eyes
Said they came to teach us, what a surprise
But I wasn't playin' by any rule book
Snatched their keys when they weren't on the hook

Chorus:
Abducted and adrift, oh what a twist
They said 'We come in peace', but here's the gist
I flipped the script and now I'm flyin' high
In an alien spaceship, touchin' the sky

Verse 3:
My cosmic phone starts ringin', who could it be?
The little green men, and they're pleadin' with me
'Please bring back our saucer, it’s our favorite ride!'
But I just laughed and said, 'Hold on for the ride!'

Chorus:
Abducted and adrift, oh what a twist
They said 'We come in peace', but here's the gist
I flipped the script and now I'm flyin' high
In an alien spaceship, touchin' the sky

Bridge:
Warp speed, hyperdrive, I'm in control
Zoomin' past Mars, yeah, I'm on a roll
All they wanted was a friendly chat
But I took their ship and that was that

Chorus:
Abducted and adrift, oh what a twist
They said 'We come in peace', but here's the gist
I flipped the script and now I'm flyin' high
In an alien spaceship, touchin' the sky

Outro:
Lost and found, now I'm outer space bound
Star maps, black holes, yeah I'm all around
Cosmic Jester, yeah that's me alright
Cruisin' the galaxy every night!