An insanely funny song about a man who gets lost in a cornfield and ends up being abducted by aliens. The extraterrestrials try to probe him, but he fights back and turns the tables, only to discover that the aliens actually enjoy it. This comedic tune takes a wild twist that keeps listeners entertained.
Verse 1:
Went for a stroll through the corn today
Didn’t know I'd be lost in such a kinky way
Rows of maize, can't find my way through
Suddenly a beam, and the skies turned blue
Chorus:
Lost in the maize, oh what a craze
Now I'm strapped down, in an alien's laze
They tried to probe me, thought it’d be easy
But I flipped the script, made them so damn sleazy
Verse 2:
They had me tied, with their eyes gleaming
Thought they’d enjoy my painful screaming
I grabbed the probe, shoved it in deep
Their tight green asses couldn’t help but weep
Chorus:
Lost in the maize, oh what a craze
Now I'm strapped down, in an alien's laze
They tried to probe me, thought it’d be easy
But I flipped the script, made them so damn sleazy
Bridge:
I turned the tables, oh the sight unseen
Aliens moaning, as I made them scream!
Their tight little holes loved my rough game
Left them begging, shouting out my name
Chorus:
Lost in the maize, oh what a craze
Now I'm strapped down, in an alien's laze
They tried to probe me, thought it’d be easy
But I flipped the script, made them so damn sleazy
Outro:
But when it was done, they asked me to stay
“Keep probing our asses!” they begged as I ran away
Left the spaceship, into the dawn’s early light
Those freaky aliens will remember this night
Lost in the maize, oh what a craze
Now the legend lives, in the freakiest ways
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insanely funny song about how a man gets lost in a corn field, ends up adducted by aliens. they try to probe him but he fights back, turning the table and sticking his own probe in their ass, the aliens are scared at first but start to moan with glee cause they liked their tight ass holes probed by me