Probed in the Cornfield
The Cosmic Jokers

Verse 1:
Took a stroll in the cornfield, thoughts in a whirl
When a beam from the sky, lit up my world
Hot aliens snatched me, thought they had the fun
But little did they know, the game had just begun

Chorus:
Lost in the corn, then I’m flyin’ high
Hot aliens with a naughty delight
Snatched me up, thought I was their prey
But tables turned, I’m the one who plays

Verse 2:
They said, “Hey human, get ready to strip”
I just grinned, “This is gonna be a trip”
With their tech so slick, and their eyes so keen
Little did they know what probing really means

Chorus:
Lost in the corn, then I’m flyin’ high
Hot aliens with a naughty delight
Snatched me up, thought I was their prey
But tables turned, I’m the one who plays

Verse 3:
At first they were scared, couldn’t help but shiver
Said, 'What’s that tool? Can we reconsider?'
But as time flew by, laughter filled the room
They started to like it, pleasure started to bloom

Chorus:
Lost in the corn, then I’m flyin’ high
Hot aliens with a naughty delight
Snatched me up, thought I was their prey
But tables turned, I’m the one who plays

Verse 4:
With their sexy grins and their tools in sight
They didn’t even flinch as I took control that night
They begged for more, laughs echoing in the room
In the alien world, it’s my probe that blooms

Chorus:
Lost in the corn, then I’m flyin’ high
Hot aliens with a naughty delight
Snatched me up, thought I was their prey
But tables turned, I’m the one who plays

Bridge:
I took the probe, turned the tide
They hadn’t seen a flip like this, oh what a ride
Hot aliens gasped, shocked and surprised
Was it raw pleasure or a prank in disguise?

Chorus:
Lost in the corn, then I’m flyin’ high
Hot aliens with a naughty delight
Snatched me up, thought I was their prey
But tables turned, I’m the one who plays

Outro:
Back to Earth with a crazy tale to share
A night with hot aliens, and a probing flair
Watch your step in the cornfield, take heed
You might end up in space, fulfilling your wildest needs