Dive into the hilariously bizarre tale of a man who wanders into a cornfield and gets abducted by aliens. In 'High in the Cornfield,' the protagonist finds himself lost among the crops, only to encounter extraterrestrial beings who are eager to try his stash of weed. This insanely funny song will take you on a wild, interstellar trip filled with laughter and unexpected adventures.
Verse 1:
Got a little lost in a cornfield one day
Maze of green stalks seemed ready to play
Rustling leaves whispered secrets untold
But I had a bag of weed, that's my story gold
Pre-Chorus:
Stars started twinkling, the sky turned black
Then a UFO landed with a mighty smack
Chorus:
High in the cornfield, lost but not afraid
Aliens came down, ready for a cosmic parade
They saw my bag of green and their eyes lit up bright
We got high as fuck under that moonlight
Verse 2:
Martian leader asked, 'What do you call this?'
Turned around and said, 'It's weed, pure bliss.'
They took a toke, and their antennas soared high
Laughed so hard, almost touched the sky
Pre-Chorus:
Stars started twinkling, the sky turned black
Then a UFO landed with a mighty smack
Chorus:
High in the cornfield, lost but not afraid
Aliens came down, ready for a cosmic parade
They saw my bag of green and their eyes lit up bright
We got high as fuck under that moonlight
Bridge:
Glow sticks and laser beams, dancing through crops
Interplanetary beats made us never want to stop
A cornfield rave with beings not from Earth
We laughed and giggled, savoring the mirth
Chorus:
High in the cornfield, lost but not afraid
Aliens came down, ready for a cosmic parade
They saw my bag of green and their eyes lit up bright
We got high as fuck under that moonlight
Outro:
Dawn was breaking, spaceship faded from sight
I wandered out of the cornfield, feeling light as a kite
They said, 'Thanks for the trip, what an incredible night!'
I'll never forget that night, so high in the moonlight
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Write a insanely funny song about how a man gets lost in a corn field, ends up adducted by aliens. he happens to have a bag of weed and the aliens want to try it and get high as fuck