An electrifying and erotic anthem by the Beastie Boys, 'Gold Medallion Magic' takes you on a captivating journey where tight buns, crisp white shirts, and shimmering gold medallions come together to defeat the fierce Lobster God. Join the Pony Brothers, Chris and Richard, as they unleash the power of their medallions to conquer challenges in this sizzling, beat-driven narrative.
Verse 1:
Tight buns and white shirts, we're dressed to slay
Gold medallions gleaming, never goin' away
Chris and Richard, the Pony Brothers on the scene
Glistenin' and fightin', it's like a dream
Verse 2:
Movin' smooth, those buns are tight
White shirts flowin', everything's bright
Hands on hips, medallions start to glow
The power within, it's time to show
Chorus:
Gold medallion magic, feelin' so erotic
Tight buns clash, this scene's hypnotic
White shirts ripplin', oh how exotic
Lobster God's reign is ending—oh, catastrophic
Bridge:
In the heat of combat, those buns stand strong
White shirts drenched, but they last long
The Lobster God roars, but can't resist
Gold medallion's power, it's pure bliss
Verse 3:
Chris and Richard, stance so tough
Sweat drips down—yeah, it's rough
Medallions channel force, a blaze ignites
Defeatin' the Lobster God, with erotic might
Chorus:
Gold medallion magic, feelin' so erotic
Tight buns clash, this scene's hypnotic
White shirts ripplin', oh how exotic
Lobster God's reign is ending—oh, catastrophic
Outro:
Victory claimed, with gold-medallion might
The Pony Brothers, oh what a sight
Tight buns, white shirts, still standin' tall
Erotic power conquered it all
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tight buns (butts), white shirts, gold medallions, pony brothers (chris and Richard) on the scene, defeating a lobster god in armed combat using the medallion's power as a conduit. make the song erotic
beastie boys