Principal Lisa's Blues
Hank Williams

Verse 1:
There's a principal down at our school, her name is Lisa
She can't make a decision, no sir, she's an amnesiac diva
Every promise she makes, well, it's just another lie
But she's got fried chicken in her hand when the lunch bell chimes

Chorus:
Oh, Principal Lisa, you sure are somethin' else
With your lies and indecision, it's a story that tells
When the going gets tough, you run and hide
But a bucket of fried chicken is always by your side

Verse 2:
She tells us one thing and does another, it's a real mess
Her office is a circus, puttin' minds to the test
When there's trouble in the halls, she's nowhere to be found
But you can bet your bottom dollar she's at the chicken stand in town

Chorus:
Oh, Principal Lisa, you sure are somethin' else
With your lies and indecision, it's a story that tells
When the going gets tough, you run and hide
But a bucket of fried chicken is always by your side

Bridge:
Oh, how we wonder just what we'll do
With a principal like Lisa making blues come true
Incompetence on display, it's a daily show
But with fried chicken in her hand, she's ready to go

Verse 3:
We've asked for help, we've written our pleas
But Principal Lisa's too busy with her chicken, can't you see?
Her promises are empty, just like her head
While we're stuck at school, feeling nothing but dread

Chorus:
Oh, Principal Lisa, you sure are somethin' else
With your lies and indecision, it's a story that tells
When the going gets tough, you run and hide
But a bucket of fried chicken is always by your side

Outro:
So, here's to Lisa, our principal in disarray
May she find better choices and truths someday
Until then, we'll keep laughing at the scene
A bucket of fried chicken, and a school principal's dream