The New Assistant
Original Cast of 'Devil Wears Prada': The Musical

Intro:
(Welcoming, bustling office sounds)
Assistant #1: Oh look, she's here!
Assistant #2: Fresh off the street.

Verse 1:
Andy:
Hi, I’m Andy, it's my first day!
Got my suit and pumps, but no runway.
This fashion world is bustling, bright,
I’ll do my best with all my might!

Chorus:
Office Ensemble:
Welcome to the pace, where style's a race,
Every fabric, accessory, falls into place.
Can Andy keep up? Oh, she dare try,
In this whirlwind of couture, fashion's high.

Verse 2:
Andy:
Emails are flying, phones won’t cease,
Catalogs stack ever-increasing at pace.
What's a Loubou—oh, what’s that name?
How do you spell this designer's fame?

Verse 3:
Assistant #1:
Don’t worry, Andy! You’ll catch on quick,
Just remember the mantra: chic, chic, chic!
High heels and hustle, that's your routine,
Welcome to our world, the fashion machine!

Chorus:
Office Ensemble:
Welcome to the pace, where style’s a race,
Every fabric, accessory, falls into place.
Can Andy keep up? Oh, she dare try,
In this whirlwind of couture, fashion’s high.

Bridge:
Andy:
Mistaking designers, spilling the tea,
But little by little, it’s clearer to see.
Step by step, with a stylish grin,
Fitting into this role, I’ll begin to win.

Verse 4:
Andy:
Learning the lingo, Nightingale and Chanel.
From coffee runs to memos, I’m starting to gel.
Seeing Miranda’s look, her demanding air,
But here I stand, ready! With courage, I dare.

Chorus:
Office Ensemble:
Welcome to the pace, where style’s a race,
Every fabric, accessory, falls into place.
Can Andy keep up? Oh, she dare try,
In this whirlwind of couture, fashion’s high.

Outro:
Office Ensemble:
With every day, she proves her part,
Andy May be new, but she’s got heart.
Fashion’s no foe, it’s a friend in disguise,
She’s our new assistant, see her rise!

(Office sounds fade, curtain falls)