Emails and Egos
Broadway Cast

Act I, Scene 1

[Clinton]
(Verse 1)
Emails, emails, they're reading my emails!
Oh what a fucking fuss, a bureaucratic mess,
The public's got me lit, my inbox did confess!

(Chorus)
Here comes the scrutiny, a scandal full of ploys,
But let’s not forget the boys with their toys-n-noise.

[Trump]
(Verse 2)
Egos, egos, inflated by egos!
They said I’d never win, a joke to play along,
But look who's climbing high, singin’ my own song!

(Chorus)
I’ll build a wall so tall, flamboyant, filled with pride,
While those damn emails drag you to the other side.

[Both]
(Bridge)
Public’s spinning, heads are grinning,
Who’s winning? Who’s sinning?

Clinton: They’re reading my letters!
Trump: I’m makin' it better!

[Clinton]
(Verse 3)
Drop another leak, they think I’m ancient Greek,
Oh how the truth does twist, fueled by media mist!

(Chorus)
Investigation, speculation, public’s fascination,
But my foundation holds against this indignation.

[Trump]
(Verse 4)
Lock her up! They shout. But hey, what’s it all about?
Emails may be shady, but trust me, I’m no lady!

(Chorus)
Rise to power, grasp the tower, let the people holla,
While I’m pumpin’ up America, make ‘em sing and swalla.

[Both]
(Final Bridge)
Public’s swayin’, drama’s playin’,
Who’s prayin’? Who’s slayin’?

Clinton: They’re hacking my servers!
Trump: I’m leading, observers!

[Clinton]
(Outro)
Emails, emails, history will decide,
Who’s the real criminal in this chaotic ride.

[Trump]
(Outro)
Egos, egos, America chose me!
And that’s how this Broadway shows reality!