The Primaries Circus
Broadway Ensemble

[Verse 1: Ensemble]
Step right up and grab a seat!
The Primaries Circus is quite the feat.
You’ve never seen such a wild, mad show,
Just hold on tight and let’s see where it’ll go.

[Verse 2: Hillary Clinton]
I’m the seasoned ringmaster, I’ve been here before,
Let’s break that glass ceiling and open the door.
Hear my roar, feel my might,
But damn, why’s Bernie always so tight?

[Verse 3: Bernie Sanders]
Oh, Hillary, well here's the thing,
I’m the democratic socialist king.
Feel the Bern, revolution’s a must,
These billionaires, they can kiss my dust.

[Chorus: Ensemble]
It’s the Primaries Circus, what a thrilling race!
Everyone’s competing for that prime oval space.
Absurdity, chaos, it’s all in the mix,
Welcome to the political tricks.

[Verse 4: Donald Trump]
I’m the master of hype, the deal-maker supreme,
With tweets and insults, I’ll rise like a dream.
Cruz, you’re just a lying sack,
I’ll beat you down, then launch my attack.

[Verse 5: Ted Cruz]
Trump, you think you’re such a star,
But your campaign’s a dumpster fire by far.
My grandpa fought in the Crusades,
I’m ready with blades, let’s start the charades!

[Bridge: Media Frenzy]
CNN, Fox News, with cameras so click, click,
Spinning the stories, making us sick, sick.
In this circus of madness, they cover it all,
From debate stage fights to the bathroom stall.

[Chorus: Ensemble]
It’s the Primaries Circus, what a thrilling race!
Everyone’s competing for that prime oval space.
Absurdity, chaos, it’s all in the mix,
Welcome to the political tricks.

[Outro: Ensemble]
So, folks, don’t blink—here comes the twist,
It’s the election event you just can’t resist.
Laugh or cry, it’s all the same,
In the Primaries Circus, there’s no one to blame.

[Ensemble, with a bow]
The Primaries Circus, a show to remember,
From springtime wars to hot November.
We bid adieu with a mischievous grin,
Until the next round, let the chaos begin!